Boston Market

What are we known for? you got it, we started as a Homestyle meals restaurant with our main dish being.......CHICKEN.

So i decided today to go to Boston Market to enjoy a meal like so many other people like to do. And here is the conversation.
Worker: Welcome to bostom market can i help you
Customer #1: Can i get the one-forth chicken meal.
Worker: (looking around) I'm sorry sir we dont have any chicken right now.
Customer #1: (perplexed, checking out the menu) I guess I'll have the turkey sandwich.

Good thing they have expanded their menu over the years.

Customer #1: Can i get that with just the turkey and bread.
Worker: OK. Would you like a side/vegetable.
Customer#1: No the read will do.
K: Can i get the turkey meal......
CC: Can i get the turkey meal....
Costomer #2: Can i get the 1/2 chicken.
Worker: (looking around) I'm sorry sir we dont have any chicken right now.
Customer #2: Um Ok
K: I think she just gave that guy the wrong sandwich, cause she's still making one mack there.
C: Uh-oh
Customer #1: I think its right. But now you have me thinking i better check. Its the right one. I'm gonna have to tell my wife there's some one else out there looking out for me when she's not there.

We all leave the restaurant.

As we return to our place of employment.

K: C watch this I'm gonna make the girls laugh.
C:Oh tell them
K: "Welcome to boston market, home of the rotisserie chicken. Can i take your order. We have not chicken right now"
T: ????
K2: I've actually been in Boston Market when tey have no chicken before.

So apparently this in normal for them. Next I'm gonna hear McDonald's is out of fries and Burger King has no burgers. How do you run out of what you as a restaurant are know for. I can see it now, the next tragedy. Jimmy Cone is out of Ice Cream